Father’s Day is a time for gifts, silence and relaxation ― or, in reality, the exact opposite.
We turned to the funny fathers of Twitter to learn what their special day actually looks like, and their hilarious tweets show that fatherhood stops for no one (and that kids can be brutal pretty much all the time).
Here are 15 tweets about kids taking over Father’s Day.
For Father’s Day my infant only pooped through 2 layers of clothing instead of the normal 3.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 21, 2015
For Father’s Day the kids let me sleep in until 5:45.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 19, 2016
Son [Shakes me awake]: Dad, DAD! Wake up. The toilets clogged.
Son: Yeah, toilet’s clogged. And oh yeah, happy Father’s Day
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 19, 2017
5: I made you an awesome Father’s Day gift.
5: when you die I’m going to take it back though.
5: Happy Father’s Day!
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 15, 2017
6yo tells me all he wants to do today.
Me: I thought it was Father’s Day not Son’s day.
Son: It’s also Sunday!#DadJokes work in reverse.
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 21, 2015
For Father’s Day, my sons got me a brand new “we are not going to take naps, and be grumpy all day”. I’m not sure what to wear with it.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 17, 2013
My kids woke me up on Father’s Day with breakfast in bed.
My 1-year-old hit me in the head with a maraca.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 18, 2017
Father’s Day; NOUN ; an occasion to get to like 2nd and ½ base and then some kid comes in asking for an apple
— dadpression (@Dadpression) June 18, 2017
Kids: [in unison] Happy Father’s Day!
Me: I love y-
Kids: [back to regularly scheduled chaos]#HappyFathersDay
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 19, 2016
9yo: Dad! Have you seen my iPad? Oh… And happy Father’s Day.
Glad I made it in the top two of his priorities today.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) June 19, 2016
Got my first Father’s Day present of the day! A kid who won’t eat any breakfast! Awesome!
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 21, 2015
My 7-week-old was so excited about Father’s Day that she couldn’t stay asleep last night! She’s been excited about Father’s Day for 7 weeks.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) June 18, 2017
“Daddy, Father’s Day is over. Is it *my* day now?”#TooSoon
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) June 20, 2016
For Father’s Day my kids spilled me breakfast in bed.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 21, 2015
Daddy, we know how much you like Scotch so we got you this for Father’s Day…
*hands me a jumbo pack of Scotch tape*
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 21, 2015